Conversation before dinner: Ev: “My brother’s Jonathan Blewis.” Clare: “No. Jonathan Lew-is. She sometimes says it wrong. Maybe it’s too long for her. Ezelyn, you can just say ‘Jonathan’.” Conversation after dinner: Aunt Carrie: “What color are carrots?” Ev: “Pink!” Aunt Carrie: “No, carrots!” Ev: “Orange.” Aunt Carrie: “What color is Jonathan?” Ev: (Pauses) “Jonathan Blue-ass.” [Aunt Carrie begins to […]