Random and Ridiculous
An occasional assortment of things I’ve found of (humorous) note:
1. T’other day, I drove through a neighborhood on the way home from work. In one lawn stands a light post. That day, there was a bright yellow recycling garbage can upturned over the lamp post. I’m still not quite sure why.
2. Sometime in the media blitz that followed the American Idol win of Kris Allen, I saw a clip from the first morning after his win. He arrived at a red carpet press gathering early in the morning after only a couple hours of sleep to begin the morning show interviews. Upon arrival he was greeted by a woman (some sort of publicist or something), who asked him if he’d gotten any sleep and then offered to get him a cup of coffee. He accepted the offer and she took off. A little while later she returned, and pulling him aside between interviews handed him what I know to be a Venti-sized Starbucks reusable mug. “Thanks! Oh, look at this,” Allen said, admiring the mug. “Yeah, we’re being eco-conscious, too!” the woman replied. “Vanilla latte, right?” Kris took a gulp. “Wow,” he said. “Thank you.”
And I laughed. Originally offered: Cup of Coffee: $1 at a 7-11. Received? Mug: $19, Vanilla Latte: $5. Yep, that “cup of coffee” was worth nearly $25. Welcome to your new life, Kris.
3. Yesterday, my friend Courtney and I went to Max & Erma’s for dinner. The closest one is more than half an hour away, so it’s a treat to head there. I, confident in my memory of the direction, did not look it up again before going. My confidence obviously misplaced, my memory failed me and when I took what I thought was the right exit, I found myself feeling that I was headed in the wrong direction. Courtney offered to pull out her GPS and fix the problem for me by typing in Max & Erma’s and getting the Garmin to lead us there. When she did so, the woman in the little box informed me that I was headed in the right direction and that Max & Erma’s was less than four miles ahead. Still slightly suspicious, I believed the determined voice of the woman, and drove on. Then she told me to turn right. Doing so, I found myself in a neighborhood. Continuing along, I followed her directions through the neighborhood back to a main road where she told me I’d arrived at my destination. I looked right. There was an STS Tires, Honeybaked Ham, and Curves. None of those were Max & Erma’s. After a little fiddling, I found the right town on the Garmin’s map and she eventually led us to our destination, which was, after all, in the direction I’d originally thought was correct. Silly GPS.
4. In the course of the above adventure, Courtney informed me that when she first got the GPS she wanted to call it Jack Bauer, ’cause it was so often useful for getting her out of a pinch. But, realizing that the little black box had a woman’s voice, Courtney found that Jack Bauer was probably not the best namesake for the little device. So instead, she named it Sydney Bristow. “I usually just call it that to myself, though,” she said. “Not many people understand.” I, of course, understood completely, having often attempted to name myself Sydney Bristow whenever I have some sort of experience that I can remotely connect to being spy-like.
